Dearest Soul Purpose Dudes,

We, the Soul Purpose organising committee bods, would like to invite you to an event like no other. The place is the Church of the Holy Spirit, the date is the 7^th July (next Saturday), the time (8-10pm).

Between now and then you may need to ensure you spend long periods of time in a darkened room having a lie down in an attempt to contain your excitement. You may need to warn family and neighbours in case you start jumping and shouting uncontrollably at the sheer wonder of it all. After all this could be your ONLY chance this year to throw Simon Iddon into a swimming pool. He ha€™s been found guilty of many serious crimes, here are just a few of them

Slander -€“ I never touched his porpoise. Lies all lies

Cruelty - how many times did he get me to the front and then made me sit down again? Too many

Bad jokes -€“ Soul Purpoise? Please...

Poor fashion sense -€“ no further comment needed

And if that isn't reason enough,€“ there is almost no other time other than next Saturday than to reward him for becoming Assistant Head at Meole Brace School than by giving him a really good dunking. If you go to Meole Brace School, he'€™s the Assistant Head, brilliant. If you don'€™t go to Meole, he does so equally brilliant. It'€™s a win whichever way you look at it. I mean how many more reasons do you need? Even Fi thinks we should dunk him and as Simon doesn't know what he's doing unless Fi tells him (he said that himself remember) then a dunking it is.  

If that wasn'€™t reason enough (and it really should be) then there will also be the premiere (we hope) of the SP07 DVD, a BBQ and a chance to worship God together and thank Him for yet another amazing weekend.

So please bring yourself, your appetite, your enthusiasm and possibly a towel -€“ this could get messy. Well for Mr Iddon anyway. Don't miss it, next to Soul Purpose itself, this could be the highlight of the year.

See you there

Phil